milky twilight

18. Chicago. Record Junkie. Go with the flowy. I'm pretty much down for anything. Aquarius. Ask whatever your little hearts desire. Thank you. Peace yo.

A diet is a temporary punishment.
A lifestyle change is a permanent reward.

Quit dieting. Start living.

(via thedragonflywarrior)

officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

(Source: officialwhitegirls)


poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you


hoho-eminosuke:

what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”

(Source: motomis)

If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual.(via lolcantbreatheanymore)

(Source: the-taintedtruth)